Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Sewer Rats Curse Poem

Sewer Rats

May the roots of a tree come down and
strangle your children
May you spray the runs
on you spouse the day
of your wedding
May you coffin be 
put through the sink disposal
Curse snotty rabid chinchilla
onto our family and
great great grand cousin
Break and crush your bones
May you eat so much
you get fatter than
a mattress firm extra cushy super sized
air bed then explode from a tiny sprinkle 
that you eat
May your tail be mistaken by a carrot 
and gets chopped up
May you be shoved up a donkey butt
To hell you sewer rats

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